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Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.
Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.
by LanuageGod April 21, 2019
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Stank Shank

A big fat sweaty cock that has just been pulled out of an asshole and is about to go into a mouth.
Here comes the Stank Shank!
by Locksmagic March 15, 2023
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Shank

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!
by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017
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shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.
Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"
by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016
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shank

having a shit and a wank at the same time
i just took a shank
that shank was good
i love to shank
by uk G man June 17, 2008
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