sefter

a man sucking his own dick

last night i was seftering myself.

by k-dog19 October 20, 2009

September 24

National make fun of your short friends day

Hey Ally! Happy September 24! By the way, you’re a fucking gremlin

by January Peep November 7, 2019

8 september 2001

The best person in this world was born on this day- Tomiris.

Tomiris- I love everything about you. Thank you for being born on 8 September 2001!

by Macarenamacarenamacarena December 7, 2019

25 September

People born on this day have breasts and give amazing head.

A: You're such a throat baby
T: I know. I'm a 25 September

by Prizmiz January 25, 2021

September 20

Just don't give a fuck day da world doesn't care so you shouldn't either

Tailor : Mia your a ugle ass hoe

Mia : tailor I don't give a fuck about your opinion its September 20th

by Ouckdy September 7, 2020

horse cum death sentence

self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.

most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.

by t-nerds26 January 28, 2011

September

No, no. It's not just that month when kids are born cause the 'rents' abortion failed. It's actually a lovely name. Children named September are free spirits that come from a loving home and don't give a crap what you think of them. They will always be there for you and often listen to 80's music. They have beautiful hair with eyes to match. If you don't know a September, GO FIND ONE!

Hold on, my September is calling me and I have to answer or her lovely hair will get all over my feet!

by WishitwasShannon June 21, 2011