notification shock

noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed

I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick

by intron February 20, 2014

winter shock

That feeling when it's 81 degrees one day and the next morning the wind chill is at 7 degrees. The shock of winter starting.

Example: How's it going Bravi ?
Bravi: wtf happened to fall/autumn.. This winter shock is killing me.

by Bravi November 12, 2014

Bathroom Shock and Awe

(n) When you get back at someone you hate, by trashing their bathroom, by voiding your bowels all over the place, and leaving a horrific mess for the next person.

I got back at Chris last night. I hit him with a Bathroom Shock and Awe.

by Funmunke March 30, 2017

Schrodinger's Cock

When you don't know for certain if that person has a penis or not until you see the person naked.

Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.

by Klunsgod April 17, 2017

pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)

I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker

by Spankleberry April 26, 2017

croc shock

When you put a croc in the pussy and cum in the croc so that the cum spreads evenly in the pussy

Lets croc shock, I'm loaded

by FrendAmon May 30, 2017

Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017