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sausage factory

"Before Ethel wanted to get married she wanted to visit a sausage factory"
by spooty2y July 8, 2003
mugGet the sausage factorymug.

vienna sausage

a term referring to a very linear measurementally challenged penis. Often used to describe fuckbois
by Blackie June 14, 2016
mugGet the vienna sausagemug.

Homemade sausage

This is the act of pooping into a condom then tying off the condom. You can even add your own ingredients through the act of eating certain foods. A healthy green diet will result in a greener, moreloose variety of sausage. A sausage made after having eaten corn will result in kernel sausage. Other combinations are also possible. Results may vary, consult your doctor if you have a homemade blood sausage, as this may be a result of ripping and tearing.
The other night my girl said she wanted to make homemade sausage with me. I showed up with some condoms and the uncontrollable urge to poo. She had raw meat sitting on the table and an organ grinder. Clearly we were on different pages.
by DWolf06 January 13, 2011
mugGet the Homemade sausagemug.

sausage fest

An area where there are more men than women.
1st guy "lets go to this place!"
2ng guy "nahh, the YMCA is a sausage fest"
1st guy "yeah... thats a bad idea... who would go there?..."
by 7aipan December 28, 2005
mugGet the sausage festmug.

sausage jockey

hahaha that guys a sausage jockey
by ReDDo August 17, 2003
mugGet the sausage jockeymug.

donkey sausage

when a girl shits on a plate, microwaves it, then rolls around in it screaming "DONKEY SAUSAGE DONKEY SAUSAGE!". Kinda similar to steamroller.
A girl did Donkey Sausage on the Opie and Anthoney show on XM Radio.
by Brenjt October 16, 2006
mugGet the donkey sausagemug.

sausage fest

a party full of guys, or a slut;'s dream night
i want to get some dick tonight, lets look for a sausage fest
by big daddy springs January 22, 2010
mugGet the sausage festmug.

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