salty sea lion

Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"

salty sea lion by hamster face April 21, 2009

Salty Toupee 

two middle aged men jack off onto each others balding spots on their head.

i walked in on my grandpa getting a salty toupee

Salty Toupee by properperversions September 6, 2012

salty simon 

When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.

I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.

salty simon by franc black May 5, 2013

Salty Mario

1.term used when describing a total jerkwad who always uses to much salt.

2.used to anger said jerkwad when he is upset.

3.when a girl puts salt on a mans penis and shouts MAMIAH

Stop being such a Salty Mario man.

Salty Mario by Norvill Rogers January 23, 2015

Salty Wagon Wheel

When A man salts another mans asshole before eating it out

Bryan was thrilled when Alex gave him a Salty Wagon Wheel last night

Salty Wagon Wheel by Luke Ginther March 28, 2009

Salty Cheerios

When a man dips his genitals into a bowl of cheerios and milk and his partner proceeds to eat and suck the milky cheerios off of his genitals.

"Hey baby its too early to do missionary" "Okay! Let's do the salty cheerios!"

Salty Cheerios by Colonel Sanders III July 1, 2011

Salty Senorita 

roller disco move where an ill shindig skater will get up on the front two wheels and has the other leg pointed straight out bending at the knee in a scissor like action.

oh my the salty senorita thats never been performed in competition before!

Salty Senorita by John Proctor April 15, 2008