brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010

amarillo sunrise

This maneuver is performed the morning after a sexual encounter, when one partner would like the other to leave, never to return. While he or she is asleep, the other stands up and urinates upon his or her head.

1. Ashamed of his one night stand in north Texas, Will did the only thing he could do: stood up and showed her how beautiful an Amarillo Sunrise could be.

by bennyb August 11, 2006

Starry Eyed Surprise

The following effect and draw back after a huge hit of marijuana is taken, where the person pulls back from the bong and becomes bright and wide eyed, starry eyed surprise.....

Damn man, that hit made you starry eyed surprise.....

by Y0shi March 9, 2006

Ghetto Sunrise

An alcoholic drink made by drinking half of a 40oz bottle of malt liquor (typically Old English 800) then topping off the bottle with Sunny Delight. (Some use Orange juice, but Sunny D or Orange Drank keep truer to the "Ghetto" origins of the drink)

1. When i woke up, I found half a left over 40 from last night, so I topped that off with some sunny D and started the day with a ghetto sunrise.

2. Person 1: "Yo what you doin to that 40"
Person 2: "Chill, I'm maikin myself a ghetto sunrise."

by Street_Mixology_101 February 13, 2009

French Surprise

You fuck a midget while holding her up and running around so she screams "we we!" (oui oui) and then you slam her into a wall.

Jill the midget was pissed off at work on Tuesday because the night before, she had gotten a French Surprise.

by joey the cock April 17, 2008

Florida Surprise

when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.

Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"

by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011

Well color me surprised

A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".

After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."

by Subject7 June 30, 2011