Shrek is love... Shrek is life...
by Dat veirdos December 02, 2016
Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!
“Hey mate do u love shrek?”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
by pickle stick September 08, 2018
Shrek is what you would describe God. What is God? Shrek. Shrek is also life. What is life? Shrek! Supporting Shrek is like a blessing. Shrek's existence is a blessing. You gotta remember: Shrek is Love. Shrek is Life. Shrek is God.
by shrekiswhyimstillalive September 11, 2020
shrek is a lovely green, tall ogre. He lives in a swamp with his beautiful wife Fiona. He loves to eat eye balls and make candles with his ear wax. He has 2 cup like ears that poke of the sides of his head and he has a big nose. he wears a white tunic with a small toga like vest over his shoulders. he is very tall and most villagers are afraid of him, although he is nothing to be afraid of. the word shrek comes from the the german word ‘Schreck’ and it means Fright or Terror.
by imfiona September 08, 2018
by d0ct0r p3n15 October 26, 2019
The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.
"Shrek is so hot"
by IlikeYourmomscompany January 14, 2022