Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl

I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.

by shittyshel April 1, 2024

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Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

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This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

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Get the shitty surprisemug.

Shitty example

Look below.

I'm not a shitty example ! I've got a life, some childs and a wife ! I have sex every week-ends, and i watch pornography one time per week !
Stupid definition, you don't got life, you don't got money, you don't got friends, go murder yourself ! >:(

by NaNoMister February 21, 2017

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