Shanks for the money grandpa
by Some wierd dude December 28, 2021
Get the Shanks mug.A man by the name of Macfrizz once quoted, “have fun doing a shit, don’t wank too. Hahaha call it a ‘Shank’.
Shank- the art of doing a shit and having a wank at the same time. Whether you wipe in between or for or after doesn’t matter you still had a shank. :(
Shank- the art of doing a shit and having a wank at the same time. Whether you wipe in between or for or after doesn’t matter you still had a shank. :(
by BallZac69 December 11, 2025
Get the Shank mug.Derrick was so mad at Gina for say "he's a baby and he's a boy" 10,000 times that he stabbed her over and over again with his pink shank until her pussy wept tears of creamy joy.
by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023
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Get the Shank mug.The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.
by GarryB March 22, 2017
Get the shank mug.This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.
It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
by Super Queef October 26, 2009
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