Stoner salad

A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.

Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that

by mossybreadsticks June 19, 2022

StonerM8

watermelons

can you pass me some stonerm8?

by stonedm8 October 26, 2022

stoner flipping

Smoking weed after taking ecstasy and vice Versa.

Yo I was stoner flipping last night and started seeing patterns

by Saso2004 November 10, 2022

Stonercident

1. Something stupid or funny that happened only because the person was stoned.
2. Something stupid or funny that would not have happened, unless you were stoned.

1. Forgetting to put the food back in the freezer was a Stonercident.

2.Throwing the mouldy fruit in to the recycling instead of the garbage or compost, was a Stonercident.

3. Eating a whole family pack of Oreos and, ten minutes later you start looking for the Oreos again so you can eat them, is a Stonercident.

by Monthego December 24, 2022

Schnerb

A person or thing that is ridiculously cute and may result in cuteness overload. Something that gives you an irresistible feeling of happiness and joy, like seeing a puppy and kitty play together.

Nat was such a schnerb when she asked for the last piece of candy after the movie date.

The semi-truck that drove by with no trailer was giving major schnerb energy.

by Wayn3 May 9, 2023

Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.

We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!

by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023

Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.

Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!

by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023