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satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
by asteroth1 January 6, 2011
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Messianic Satanism

Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being

or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major

branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been

born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often

called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the

Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.

Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also

often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that

point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage

imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the

religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
He Believes in Messianic Satanism.
by judgedredd7 May 1, 2013
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satanizer

A person who idolizes Satan.
"Hey, wanna come and do satanic rituals with us?"
"Hell no, I'm no satanizer."
"Well, you'll be missing out when we all get butt fucked by Satan in Hell!"
by Kimchisse April 27, 2014
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satan sakes

It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.
For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"
by FortOfDoom September 15, 2014
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satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.
"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"
by BeerSponge November 25, 2013
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satan fisting

Fisting a girl that's on her period and waiting till your hand get's covered in blood then fisting her in the butt.
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Satan

the word 'satan' actually means enemy and was christianed to meaning devil as in the lord of devil in some sence as lucifer was the king of devils he got the named satan and was also called that in the bible actually the word satan is suppose to be used as a common word tho it ended up being religious this is quite sad for those who are impressed by the past language
you are my satan. Lucifer is the devil called satan.
by suck a * May 9, 2015
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