The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

salty vanilla

Is a different word for semen, Jizz or Cum

Liza your brother got his salty vanilla all over my face

by Salty vanilla July 15, 2019

Salti Nerd

They may be Salti and they may be a nerd, But they tend to be amazing an awesome. Salti Nerds are Completely lovable and huggable, ready to cuddle at all times and is always loving and kind.

Everyone wants to cuddle our Salti Nerd

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020

salty bella

Bella’s that don’t like the definition of Dirty Bella

Salty Bella downvoted the definition of Dirty Bella

by Handyman Bran February 16, 2022

Salty Anchor

When you are getting a blowjob and pooping of the back of a boat at the same time.

He was giving me a salty anchor and it was so explosive in more than one way.

by Jman128 May 16, 2021

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 28, 2021