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Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat
Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod
by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024
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Glow Rod

A bioluminescent aquamarine phallic object used for lighting/seeing dark suroundings, commonly known as glow stick.
Bob: Hey watcha got there
Jeff: A glow rod, it's gonna dark soon
by CircleGlowSquid January 24, 2022
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rod sap

The liquid that comes out of the penis during foreplay prior to ejaculation.
I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.

That rod sap is all up in my pants

Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.
by hairytongue69 January 16, 2014
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Wad-rod

"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"
by Wowko November 19, 2019
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Rods förgöring

Rods leader ender dragon was the almightiest of the all and feared by the gron people. after many days mining diamonds enchanting and gathering netherite they fought they had a chance. the gron god gathered the mightiest and toughest warriors alvin jack sander bruno pellas ludvig l.bä. they searched for some minutes and actually found it pretty fast they all counted to three and then jumped in with all they had they attacked the dragon while pellas and jack destroyed the crystals for the dragon so it couldnt hea.l meanwhile sander and alvin shot arrows at it and L.bä ludvig and bruno attacked as soon it came down to the ground. after all the crystals were destroyed we all pushed it and attacked it all we could L.bä took some beds a ancient tactic known to be the dragons weakness they all swiped with their swords left to right meanwhile L.bä exploded beds until it sweeped away everybody with its tail .everyone made it but 2 grons were gone we didnt realise the first seconds until we saw alvhn fell of the world octnae fell of the world alvin and sander where dead forever. we were angry and pushed the dragon with our last powers we had in our powers and slashed it we saw the dragon float up slowly dying we jumped in the portal fast to not die by any other rods. we were happy but we were so tired so we couldnt celebrate we made it back to the village with 2 grons lost but rods leader dead we rested and healed up and payed respects to the grons then celebrated our win. The End
Rods förgöring is the most epic battle!
by L.bä November 12, 2020
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Rod Rangers

Two chicks that have slept with the same guy are rod rangers
Nikki and Tina are rod rangers
by Bradley2007 October 6, 2021
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fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.
Fags possess many fart rods among them.
by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006
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