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Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.
Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.
by Asianchild December 28, 2013
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read a book

1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"

guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.

2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(

guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
by bl@ckm@rio August 19, 2007
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reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.
That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007
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reading my manga

Some fuckin gay site that that i read manga on surprisingly it has a safer comment section than pornhub ngl and lowers my confidence because my peen is only 7 inches these mother fuckers out here wit dicks bigger than my whole arm Jesus Christ
random dude 1: shit how did i get addicted to this shit? reading my manga is the only site i go on at night help me lord

therapist: thats simple your gay

:) why did you search this up

pornhub: ... what is this shit
by i am not gay chill May 13, 2021
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Ghost-read

To gather information from forums or community websites while not being a member to the site or having a screen name and not participating in the discussion.
I ghost-read here often enough that I decided to sign up last week.
by Starbelt October 28, 2010
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The Baby Mind Reader

pronoun

Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006
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read

When someone does not get a text back, most commonly from a girl or boy the person likes.
Boy* hey can we meetup sometime?
Girl he likes* "read 2:30pm"
by Purewaterdrinking January 7, 2019
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