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randobaiting

the act of masturbating to or with a rando
none of my usual guys were around so i ended up randobaiting with two guys named jeff
by bustysparkleprincess October 29, 2020
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Random White People Syndrome

In Western countries white people (especially) women (again especially) can do a 360 on you. They are unpredictable and like volcano. These can be long term friends neighbors, relatives, family members, spouses, significant others, girlfriends or boyfriends. Sort of like "thrown under the bus" these people are usually soulless white people but it can be any race
David and Samir where doing business, Samir did a lot of the hard work , Dave takes the earnings and disappears.
Jennifer and David were married happily, one day Jennifer wakes up and makes all this stuff up about David.
Samir & Amira would go out of the way to never park in front of their own home, Todd & Brenda got mad when Samir & Amira parked infront of their own home because Todd & Brenda's cars were parked everywhere

Karen would make up stories about her husband so she could get the kids, real bad stories, a case of Random White People Syndrome

Glen would always invite Mustapha out to eat, Glen would always pay . Glen would never get uncomfortable when Mustapha always paid as Glen never would offer

Mohammed would always help Melissa and not ask for anything in exchange for several , one day Mohammed was not in a good situation and couldnt move his item and Melissa went crazy on him!

Stacy & Richard went out an date. Jamie would constantly tell Richard how much she likes him. Richard wouldn't putout that night. Stacy told everyone he tried to rape her
by Mohammed Atta December 21, 2020
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Random Purple Snaps

When the girl your talking to send you snaps out of the blue
My ex sent me random purple snaps
by fat.tooka December 25, 2021
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The Randomness

1. The cause of the infinite number of posibilities and the infinite number of combinations between them in an infinite universe/infinite number of universes.Can be used as an answer to any question.
2.Used as "teh Randomness" in a sarcastic maner when something very unlikely happens.
1.Teacher:
Students,tell me why water consists of two atoms hydrogen and one oxigen?
Student: The Randomness?
2.Man, did you hear Heidy Clum got married to Seal?
No shit? Teh Randomness again!
by Bill_Taylor November 12, 2009
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That Random Eren

That Random Eren/Triumph literally the best player of all time, definitely carried everyone either topfrag or bottomfrag, and also the best Philippines player in the game called Standoff 2
That Random Eren is a god Of making jokes
by Manager Zex November 21, 2020
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Park random

that kid is a park random definitely a all star 2
by kobebrynat69 March 24, 2023
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