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Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.
Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.
by Dad is looking January 26, 2020
mugGet the Rod Stewart Oldmug.

Rod bumper

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.
by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019
mugGet the Rod bumpermug.

std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
mugGet the std rodmug.

Chilean rod decimator

The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate
Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues
by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025
mugGet the Chilean rod decimatormug.

Rod Rangers

Two chicks that have slept with the same guy are rod rangers
Nikki and Tina are rod rangers
by Bradley2007 October 6, 2021
mugGet the Rod Rangersmug.

Rod bumper

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.
by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019
mugGet the Rod bumpermug.

Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet
Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle
by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025
mugGet the Hot rodmug.

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