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The Red Ted

The guy that's always miserable and angry. He's so angry that his face and head are always red.
Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.

Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.

Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.
by CountDisc0 July 8, 2015
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Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.
Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.
by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009
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Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.
Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."
by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018
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Say Red

Say red is a terminology or slang used to get a light skinned or fair complexion girls attention when you don’t know her name in New Orleans or down south in general! Say red is also used to get a fair skinned or light complexion male attention as well . You will hear say red all day long if you ever visit New Orleans , say red is very popular.
Say red ! Let me holla at you for a second I’m trying to get to know you and call you sometime , can I get your number so we can possibly date !

Say red ! Can I have a dollar I’m trying to catch the bus !

Say Red ! You wearing that dress very well you fine as hell ! Say Red ! Can I get your phone number ?
by HillyBaby January 8, 2020
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Red flower

A big flame of fire 🔥

Wild fire 🔥

Heat 🔥

Fuego 🔥
Look at the beautiful red flower! 🔥
by Moosetracks#1 February 18, 2017
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Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite
Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp
by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018
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red-head

a sassy, inteligant, sexy, and feicre person. They have the greatest talents and are loved by all. Their hair could make you want to die of jelousy.
by Lalix Kuna January 5, 2018
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