red screwdriver

A red screw driver is a bargain specialty tool. It's less durable and reliable than commercial grade tools, so it's a top pick for your average consumer.

Corporations will often purchase a single red screw driver to service screwdriving needs of 200+ employees. This makes it frustrating when a single employees misplaces or loses it. It's not uncommon for a red screwdriver to go missing.
Have you seen the red screwdriver? Last time I saw it, Carolyn had it...

Is there really only one red screw driver for everybody in this company?
by Donkel March 28, 2017
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red comb

You need a piece of booty immediately. When a rooster gets in heat his comb turns really red.
"Billys got a red comb I do believe. He's acting like a cat on a hot tin roof!"
by nancerella August 27, 2017
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Red Russ

RED RUSS

This is where Russell Appleton gets Red and mad, like Ross out of friends.

A Red Russ can happen anytime of the day but is most likely to be at work when he has nashed up.

RED RUSS
RED RUSS loses at poker and goes RED RED RED
by Ricky Garfish January 07, 2008
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Red Monday

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.
Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.
by dqb18 May 21, 2014
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Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite
Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp
by Whitdad7 January 27, 2018
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Red dooring

Adverb:

When you bin your car and only damage the door, but when you try to buy a replacement there is only ever the worst colour available.

Now you're red dooring.
Yeah NAmin lightly drifted through a street sign and now he red dooring
by theMemeMaster420 October 28, 2020
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Hoe in red

A woman that found out that red is then most attractive color and always wears red head to toe everyday. They were normal before hand and worn a variety of colors but they suddenly switched all their pallet to red in a desperate attempt to subtly seduce men. These hoes usually go the extra mile, looking up “How to be sexually attractive” “how to get a big butt” or “how to get bigger boobs” on google.
Melissa: *Wearing a red shirt, a red hoodie, a red bra, a red ribbon, red underwear, red socks, red shoes, red bracelets, red earrings, red earbuds, red iPhone case, red pants, red necklace, red purse, red makeup, red phone wallpaper, and red hair*
Guy: She’s such a hoe in red!
Guy 2: I bet she even has red Pubic hairs!
by coolhandlehere69420 December 30, 2022
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