crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019

bestfriend promise

a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend

bestfriend promise? yes
broke the promise{
lost a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019

Visual Primitive

A dark fat gorilla that looks like a zombie often eats everything in it sight and is very spoiled by their parents

Person 1: You're a Visual Primitive
Person 2: I am NOT a zombie

by Joe Mama420 69 September 30, 2019

puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

TSA Promise

A lie, basically.

Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.

Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"

Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"

by Streuth December 2, 2019

Avi Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

"Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was an Avi promise. It's the thought that counts"

by The oll knowing September 6, 2020

Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts

by The oll knowing September 6, 2020