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anarchist poser

* i need to first clear a few things up: 1- being a teenager doesn't mean that you can't be an anarchist. the belief in anarchy is not limited to any one age group. 2- if you think you must live under anarchy in order to be a true anarchist, you're wrong about that too. anarchy is a belief, not just a lifestyle.

we'll start with the true definition of the word anarchist so that you can understand more clearly:
1. a person who advocates or believes in anarchy or anarchism.
2.
a person who seeks to overturn by violence all constituted forms and institutions of society and government, with no purpose of establishing any other system of order in the place of that destroyed.
3.
a person who promotes disorder or excites revolt against any established rule, law, or custom.

an anarchist poser is one who thinks that wearing a wrist band with the anarchy symbol on it makes them an anarchist when they truly know nothing about anarchy. why? no clue. other examples of anarchist posers are people who think that anarchy is simply a style. basically, anyone who claims to be an anarchist but does not completely believe that the complete lack of government would be the best thing for us is an anarchist poser otherwise known as a "wannabe anarchist". also, someone who thinks they're anarchistic but doesn't truly devote themselves to the cause can be an anarchist poser, or someone who only claims to be anarchist to fit into a clique, like the "punk" clique.
anarchist poser: i am TOO an anarchist, i mean look at my cool wrist band.
real anarchist: do you even know what anarchy is?
anarchist poser: yeah, it's a brand, right?
real anarchist: ...
by chaoticxkate March 10, 2010
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poser

all of these are signs of a poser

1) a kid who does something just because its what everyone else is doing

2) has no style of his/her own

3) does what everyone else does

4) nobody likes them
a kid who starts skating because he started watching viva la bam or rob and big

someone who dresses normal one day and tries to dress like a skater another

POSER
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Corn Poker

While pounding your girl doggie style, you take a gamble at surprise anal and abruptly stuff your dick up her corn chute. The outcome is usually, but not always, a loosing hand.
Tried a little corn poker last night. And? It was a loosing hand.

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strip poker

When you play a poker game and the loser strips. Duh!
"We played strip poker last night, right down to our nickers!'
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Poker Fluff

when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is
"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"
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Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win.
Mike Rice is a Poker Newb.
by Moneymaker November 20, 2004
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poker

When you have an accidental erection while in close proximity to people and accidentally poke someone with it.
Guy: Dude, I had a poker with that chick over there.
Friend: Lucky you!
by FinWonga August 6, 2016
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