Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

Harry Potter

My man, Calendario

Harry Potter hooked me up 3ith Ravenclaw. Ask Amine

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Harry Potter

An orphan boy with magical powers.

"Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter!"

by grey phrog February 9, 2022

Harry Potter

That one book series Millennials and Some of Gen Z based their entire personality off of when they were like 8.

A: I love Harry Potter!
B: when did you read it?
A: when I was 8!
B: what?
A: yeah the whole series and all the movies
B: what the fu-

by LowYummy February 26, 2022

Harry Potter

Books that every child has read in some point in time. Butterbeer, robes, Wattpad stories about Draco Malfoy, Fan Fics, wands, patronus, etc.

Me: Have you read Harry Potter?
Friend: No
Me: *wacks friend with a rolled up paper*

by simisim21 February 27, 2022

Harry Potter

A lifestyle.

'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Harry Potter

Hates Draco but then people think that they should be a couple like girlllllll

Harry Potter I -

by Dracomalfoy48 December 30, 2020