poonami

Combination of "poo" and "tsunami"... as in a giant wave of poo.

I took a crap so bad, it was a like a poonami exploded from my ass.

by Sean Galbraith July 26, 2004

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poon jab

-noun -verb

1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.

2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.

In a professional training session:

Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.

Dustin: Oh my God...

Brandon: Really guy?

Instructor: What a poon jab.

Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.

Guy2: Right on!

by Fireman23 May 10, 2011

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Poison Free

Poison Free or Poison Free straight edge is a part of the straight edge way of life. Poison Free beliefs are no smoking, no alcohol, and a drug free lifestyle. The differnce between straight edge and Poison Free straight edge is that the poison free straight edge way of life does not abstain from pre maraital sex.

If you believe in the straight edge way of living but can't keep from having sex with your boyfriend or girlfriend or other partners, you are Poison Free Straight Edge not Straight Edge.

by xXx Joe xXx December 1, 2006

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poon-ka-bob

1- The gestalt form that results from the interfacing of any object and a woman's VGNRZ for the (presumed) purpose of getting her off

2- A term for a guy that can get poon at the drop of a hat, or the PNRZ of said individual

"She maek poon-ka-bob wif teh sex toy or veggietable!!!!"

"He gets so many chicks, he might as well be a poon-ka-bob."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

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