Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.

' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'

by lilmissmush February 6, 2010

mourn porn

Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup

Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?

Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.

by BML0322 February 19, 2011

houseware porn

Luxurious catalogs of high end houseware retailers which are browsed obsessively.

My wife spends hours looking at houseware porn.

by brew22 September 5, 2010

fairy porn

fantasy books (mostly YA), containing humans and human-like fantastical creatures having lots of explicit sex scenes

i like classics but i also read some fairy porn and im not ashamed!!

by ojoc August 31, 2021

Porn Philanthropist

One who buys premium subscriptions to porn sites such as Brazzers, and then uploads it for free on websites such as Pornhub or Xvideos.

Thanks to the porn philanthropists, I get to watch the newest Brazzers video for free on Pornhub!

by ShareAFap September 3, 2015

porn fluffer

A porn fluffer is the guy or girl that keeps the guy hard in-between scenes.

Julie is a porn fluffer until she can make it to the big screen.

by Zebra Fighter June 10, 2018

Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022