bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 6, 2006

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wizard porn

Pornographic material which involves fantasy characters. The characters usually have wands and pointy hats hence the name 'wizard porn'.

A wizard dressed in cloak, pointy hat and wand will be involved in sexual acts with a witch in similar attire. There can also be same sex acts in wizard porn.

by Wandlover November 5, 2007

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When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.

' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'

by lilmissmush February 6, 2010

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porn rolled

To be 'porn rolled' is like being rick rolled but instead porn comes upon your screen

"Man I got porn rolled after I went to that site you gave me a link for"

by D.H.Skiiier August 11, 2009

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Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.

Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.

by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010

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