No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020
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We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!
by Harmonyprincess April 23, 2022
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Get the Crashed your pony mug.Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony
by Ruby Perfecto February 23, 2009
Get the Dragging the Pink Pony mug.Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul December 2, 2011
Get the My Little Pony mug.Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
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