fowl play

Fun activity with chickens, often misinterpreted as something nefarious.

Very early in my charmed childhood I was introduced to fowl play by my schizophrenic uncle.

fowl play by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Let's STFU And Play 

A very unique youtuber, who doesn't use any form of expression outside of body movement or audio clips. he usually plays vr games and indie titles.

from his "about" page on youtube: "Silence is golden.
-Like videogames, especially VR and indie titles?
-Like Let's Plays?
-Like subtle editing and humour?
-Like constant face-cam interruptions and fake over-reactions being screamed in your ear? ...No?
Good, 'cause we only have those first three things; this is the Let's STFU and Play channel. Enjoy."

Person 1: Hey, did you see that new Let's STFU And Play video?
Person 2: Yeah. pretty kickass if i say so myself.

Let's STFU And Play by Jkliopzx May 24, 2018

If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.

Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

If there's grass on the field, play ball by Interex March 19, 2004

temperature play 

The point of temperature play is to provoke arousal by using the skin's neuroreceptors. Stimulation through heat or cold gives the body a rush of sensations that, during foreplay, is translated into arousal. Temperature play is especially fun when hot and cold are combined together in unpredictable patterns (for the receiver).

Objects that retain temperature (such as those made of metal) can also be used after they have been chilled or heated. More intense or extreme forms of temperature play (usually involving fire), like cupping and streaking, are more frequent in BDSM activities.

Typical (and safe) temperature play techniques involve ice, melted wax, metal that has been chilled or warmed, and hot or cold food.

Girl 1: Hey, what are you and your boyfriend into in the bedroom, if you know what I mean?
Girl 2: In the bedroom...? Oh! Um, me and my boyfriend like to do temperature play sometimes. It's really pleasurable, you should try it with your boyfriend!

temperature play by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015

age play 

Age play is the term for consenting adults who roleplay in some way pertaining to age. Sometimes this is "infantilism", which is adults acting as babies. There are all ages.. this can also include schoolgirl or schoolboy with headmaster or headmistress, and every conceivable age in between. Consensuality is key, and let me stress again this is ADULTS - it has nothing whatsoever to do with anyone under the age of consenting adult.

Who is your daddy?

Your my Daddy!

age play by DR.BOBBY F DOGERSON November 11, 2004

Close of Play

Increasingly common on business bullshit bingo cards the English-speaking world over, 'close of play' is the latest way to say '5.30', presumably employed by people a) to make the working day seem more fun, by describing it as 'play' b) because they are cunts.

Presumably, like the equally execrable 'touch base', the expression originated in a shit American sport.

So where are we gonna be by close of play?

We're not playing. I'm working. You're talking like a prick.

Ok, I need to touch base with the client before close of play.

Oh right.

Close of Play by BobbyBarcode October 22, 2012

if there is grass on the field play ball 

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

if there is grass on the field play ball by Grass May 12, 2004