Pitted

An adjective for a woman whose uterus has been removed.

Guy 1: Bro what if she gets pregnant?
Guy 2: She’s pitted bro, I don’t gotta worry about no baby.

by UbanQueen September 24, 2019

Peach pitting

Sucking the whole pussy in your mouth while licking the clit at the same time

I was just expecting a standard clit lick until he took the lot and gave me a good peach pitting

by Peach pitter September 19, 2020

Pittsburgh Steamer

This is when a guy or girl is getting shitted on by a guy or girl. This is not considered a pittsburgh steemer unless the person is getting off to this horrible thing. Its then called rape.

Billy: "Hey babe..i got to shit"
Ann: "Oh man..shit on me..on my tits"
Billy:"Ok...(shitting away)"
Ann:"Oh damn...shit on me...ooooooo!"

Thats a pittsburgh steamer!

by allamerwhiteguy September 26, 2005

Pitted

To ramble about off-topic subjects during sales calls, offering vague answers that require others to jump in and frieburger the situation before it gets out of hand.

"Man, I just wanted an answer, but that guy pitted me for about 10 minutes."

by Dick Editor December 9, 2008

PITTER PATTER

Term used in 2 Hand Touch Football when the ball carier is touched one hand at time instead of by both hands.

(kids playing 2 hand touch football)
Kid 1: Hey i got you man!!!
Kid2 No Way dude you Pitter Pattered!!

by The Shocker April 19, 2006

pitts

A fag who posts at Maggied.

Pitts has no friends.

by Pendulum November 16, 2003

pittock

this defination is a really big fat man who tries to be one of the cool guys, but instead just makes himself looks stupid, usually insults people for fun

god damn it there goes a pittock, he seriously needs to shed some pounds and change his image

by Nickolous April 12, 2005