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Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.
After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.
by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018
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Pirate Life

Life of taking what you want. Living like a thug.
I live the Pirate Life daily,so don't get caught slipping,I will take your sh**.
by Amy Norris July 23, 2022
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Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.
Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?
by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021
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Pirate Maker

When a male is receiving hands free fellatio and he flexes his kegel muscles, causing his penis to flex into the eye of the fellatio performer.
The head was sloppy, so I hit her with the Pirate Maker.
by PirateLord July 12, 2022
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pirate smog

When someone does a illegal smog check on a modified car usually a car with no catalytic converter and no smog devices. If the person who smogs car illegally is caught their smog license would be revoked and the Hefty fine what did given including jail time
Hey bro how are you gonna do a smog check on your whip when it's been moded. Answer: I gotta do a pirate smog.
by jimbomcc June 28, 2018
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Pillow pirate

An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.
"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"
by Tacorainstorm May 17, 2016
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Butt Pirate

Someone who butts-in for a piece of booty.
Arrr, that butt pirate tossed 'is riggins inta me davey jones locker'.
by Wokey March 11, 2019
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