Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

pirate's guilt

The feeling of wrongness one feels when accepting something from a vendor for free/ payment optional where the person would otherwise be perfectly fine taking it from a third party for nothing.

"Hey man I looked up that album you told me about on the bay and couldn't find it."

"Why not get it from their site? It won't cost you anything."

"It's, I dunno, the principal of the thing, y'know, it's..."

"Pirate's guilt?"

"Aye."

by Boabby the barman July 14, 2014

Pillow pirate

An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.

"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"

by Tacorainstorm May 17, 2016

Buckle Pirate

One who enjoys pirating the 7 seas of another man's rectum. An ass pirate.

Man, that kid is a buckle pirate and a half.

by droptothefloor October 21, 2012

Butt Pirate

Someone who butts-in for a piece of booty.

Arrr, that butt pirate tossed 'is riggins inta me davey jones locker'.

by Wokey March 11, 2019

Golf Pirate

When someone hooks their shot every single time.

"Did you see that golf pirate at the course today?", "Yea, he was turrrrible...."

by Jeremy Guy 123 January 1, 2012

cherry pirate

A man who steals young girls virginities.

the man was known to be the cause of a girl losing virginity; he was a cherry pirate.

by evan..................... June 17, 2012