1. one who chills so hard they hustle chilling
a) weed (or other) dealers- smokes weed all day and gets to chill all day and the better they are at getting other people to come chill with them and smoke more weed the harder they hustle the chill
b) rapper- lives a life of chilling, smoking weed, perhaps gang-banging, working out, playing/watching sports and whatever else by day and then partying, doing drugs, drinking, and having sex by night, all supported by their ability to talk about this lifestyle in a musical way, which then allows for more partying, drugs, sex, and chilling
c) Jersey Shore, The Simple Life, Keeping Up with the Kardashians
e) Jack Johnson, especially in the song “Banana Pancakes,” which is all about sleeping in, making pancakes, and living like it is Saturday every day. People like the song so much that they pay him money to support his chilling and singing about it so that they can live a little piece of Jack’s chilling by listening to his song and imagining how freaking sweeeet that would be
This is different from people who just have a chill job and get to chill, as in a surfer. True relaxin pirates must be in a position in which their lifestyle of chilling is what gets them paid by attracting others to chill(be it via an album, in the case of a rapper and Jack Johnson), which goes both ways in a self-promoting fashion. Named for pirates who hustled gold, relaxin pirates hustles chilling
a) weed (or other) dealers- smokes weed all day and gets to chill all day and the better they are at getting other people to come chill with them and smoke more weed the harder they hustle the chill
b) rapper- lives a life of chilling, smoking weed, perhaps gang-banging, working out, playing/watching sports and whatever else by day and then partying, doing drugs, drinking, and having sex by night, all supported by their ability to talk about this lifestyle in a musical way, which then allows for more partying, drugs, sex, and chilling
c) Jersey Shore, The Simple Life, Keeping Up with the Kardashians
e) Jack Johnson, especially in the song “Banana Pancakes,” which is all about sleeping in, making pancakes, and living like it is Saturday every day. People like the song so much that they pay him money to support his chilling and singing about it so that they can live a little piece of Jack’s chilling by listening to his song and imagining how freaking sweeeet that would be
This is different from people who just have a chill job and get to chill, as in a surfer. True relaxin pirates must be in a position in which their lifestyle of chilling is what gets them paid by attracting others to chill(be it via an album, in the case of a rapper and Jack Johnson), which goes both ways in a self-promoting fashion. Named for pirates who hustled gold, relaxin pirates hustles chilling
Jack Johnson, "Banana Pancakes" Cant you see that its just raining/Aint no need to go outside.../Song is meant to keep ya/From doing what your supposed to/Like waking up too early/Maybe we can sleep in/Ill make you banana pancakes/Pretend like its the weekend now/And we could pretend it all the time/Lady lady love me/Cause I love to lay here lazy/We could close the curtains/Pretend like there's no world outside/And we could pretend it all the time/The telephone is singing/Ringing its too early/Don't pick it up/Just so easy/When the whole world fits inside of your arms/Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm/Wake up slow, yeah wake up slow
true relaxin pirate
true relaxin pirate
by exchillalibur October 24, 2013
A robot made by reman in 2019, people love him for some reason, friends with everyone in his discord chat except pain who wants to fuck him
by Pirate bobbb May 22, 2020
Entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.
Dude, I've got a freaking pirate hangover. My head's killing me, I vomit when I drink water, and there's a damn good chance I got more than one girl pregnant last night. Yar!
by Love Terrorist August 28, 2014
pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt
by urtis July 21, 2016
A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
by Tuxedokitty July 22, 2013
you like muffin pirates don't you haha.
by norm the pie 69 August 17, 2017
The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.
by akekekekekekeke April 28, 2008