boo piper

a Ryan dude that likes to f l e x his speed skills to other people in the bejeweled fans discord server. he likes speed modes and so far, someone's yet to beat him. his favorite number 120, just so you know.

person 1: "o my god! that boo piper dude just got 23 million in SFL!"
person 2: "yeah, he better thank God that he's a Ryan"

by cucklefisher February 2, 2020

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

pied piper op

A term used to describe a United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operation in which anonymous leaks to news sources and message boards are used with partially true information or information that is already public knowledge. The design of these operations is intended to neutralized resistances within populations with the promises that secret "heroes" unknown to them are fighting on their behalf behind the scenes and that the people's perceived enemies are just "one step away" from being exposed and dealt with.

"Q Anon? Nah man. Only stupid boomers believe in that crap. From what I hear it's just another pied piper op."

by Aliel The Heretic October 15, 2020

Spicy pipes

When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.

Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!

by Spicee December 14, 2020