one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.

Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

by finishhim May 25, 2011

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

pipe

to pipe is to suck someone's dick, aka giving head

yo, that hot bitch piped me last night after the party.

by capa June 29, 2007

pipe dream

Delusions of grandeur.

Anything Jeff thinks of is a pipe dream.

by Hero of Heroes November 2, 2009

scottish bag pipe

when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls pussy and she decides to drop a pussy fart in your mouth

Nicky gave one of those curtos the scottish bag pipe

by kid from the tree October 28, 2006

meth pipe

a hollow glass bulb, with an extruding shaft, used for vaporizing methamphetamine or crystal meth, in order to inhale the vapor for its stimulating properties

Yeah bro, I woke up in a puddle of natty ice with a sore butthole, last fucking thing I remember from that party was doing shots of Jager and hitting my meth pipe with the bros.

by GhettoBlaster69 January 29, 2012

pipe cleaner

A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...

That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....

by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008