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FaceBook Multiple Personality Disorder

(Abbreviated to FMPD) Someone who portrays themselves on Facebook completely differently to how they actually are/behave in real life.

i.e A quiet introvert in real life, but who frequently comments, makes jokes/banter over Facebook. Polar opposite personalities
"That Tommy has got serious Facebook Multiple Personality Disorder! Quiet as a mouse in real life... yet on FB he's the life and soul of the party..."
by BobajobRob March 14, 2012
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National Tall Person Day

National Tall Person Day.

November 14th

Do you always complain about being short? At least you don't have to worry about hitting your head on branches. On this day, make your tall friend bring their head down and give them a nice pat on the head, they deserve it. Might as well hand them 5$ for their troubles
Hey tall guy, how's the weather up there? Oh, it's National Tall Person Day? My bad, sorry dude.
by littlegreenBeans September 4, 2020
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persons

A word that, contrary to popular belief, is a real word. 'Persons' counts individuals, 'People' is more of a collective noun.
This elevators can carry 10 persons.
by LuckyTrixter October 5, 2009
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persian

hot ass chicks.Not neccesarily from Iran. Persian in the old biblical sense. In ancient times when Romans invaded and there were nomads and shit who wandered through the desert. It's a look that is middle eastern. Princesses definately. FINE FA SHO! Give a caucasian some love.
This Anglo-Saxan is about to hook up with a hot persian lookin breezy.
by Austin Jones March 14, 2004
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pencil person

A pencil person is some one that changes their phone number and or address so much that you dont dare write is down is your address book in ink.
From now on that Carla is a pencil person . Shes used up a whole page in my phone book she changes so much.
by Carmelo55555 May 1, 2008
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persuaded

adj. (1) Used to describe something that is politically incorrect, or whose public invocation is otherwise considered generally unacceptable, potentially offensive, or uncomfortable. (2) Used to describe a situation that is unfavorable or unpleasant.
In his campaign speech, the senatorial candidate addressed a number of persuaded issues that most other politicians had avoided.
by Notorious D.E.U.C.E. November 10, 2008
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Personal Whore

Another name for a call-girl or an escort.
"Hy man go rent a hoe for the night"
"Nah man i got myself a personal whore"
by Luigi R January 30, 2009
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