pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

by Clorox the Bleach December 7, 2017

Pepperoni Twist

Very similar to an alabama hotpocket, a pepperoni twist occurs when your girl's vagina is very loose, enough so that you can shove a pepperoni inside of her.

Arnold: Yo did you see that?
E: Yeah bro, that was the slickest pepperoni twist I've ever seen!

Arnold: No way she saw THAT coming...

by Pepperoni Twisted ;) December 27, 2017

Peeper

A man who sits down to pee when he really should be standing up.

Guy 1: I just found out Guy 3 is a peeper!

Guy 2: Well I've lost all respect for him...

Guy 4: This ruins our guy club cred.

by Burpingferet May 30, 2018

peppermint taco

You put a nice big ole dip of the good stuff, Copenhagen mint longcut, and then proceed to eat the pussy.

Your lucky Donna, my husband won’t give me a peppermint taco.

by Marshnutz May 16, 2018

pepperazzi

The multitudes of “red-hot” news-reporters who incessantly pelt (i.e., “pepper”) public figures with demanding questions.

Pepperazzi may appeal to some attention-starved individuals, but I’d rather not have da nosy cameramen buzzing around me 24/7, thank you very much.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Peepertunity

Opportunity to urinate.

I’ll give the puppy an extra peepertunity before i leave for work today.

by Pollyetta October 28, 2018

Pepper down

A term used typically by a white man to tell someone to relax or chill out when they are salty.

Steve: You kids need to pepper down

by charlesandry January 23, 2019