Peni

A more logical plural for the word 'Penis'

Your mum takes all of the neighbouring men's peni

by AustisticOrangutan March 4, 2018

penis

The part of a man's body that he uses when getting a blow job.

Both me and my girlfriend consider my penis to be user friendly.

by KulaiKhan March 1, 2017

Penis

A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 12, 2017

penis

haha, you know what a fucking penis is

dirty fucker
penis

by the fucking wizard ass hoe July 6, 2016

Penis

Something I have but no One else does

I HAVE A PENIS!

by TheCoon87 June 30, 2016

Penis

A thing girls like inside them.

Put your penis in my pussy.

by Cootershot May 31, 2016

Penis

Something that Jarrod Bell doesn't have

Penis

by Buddyo20 June 8, 2016