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Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.
Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
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no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.
That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!
by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020
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peanut butter and jelly

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.
"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"
by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Putting peanut butter on somebody's nipples and jelly and the other pair of nipples and hugging
During sex if your kind and kinky the you will want to peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by SteveHarvey stan account April 26, 2022
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Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
by chuckman13 March 11, 2019
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Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.
by The aj gains November 28, 2020
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Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
by syrup :) September 19, 2023
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