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The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.
My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.
by T-Rail April 2, 2007
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Beer Palm

The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.
"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."

"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009
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fire palm

N. The sensation you feel on your palm and fingers when you accidentally hit your open hand against something harder than you expected. It can be caused by high fives, slamming your hand on a desk in defiance, hitting your hand on the pavement, or just about any other hand-related epic fail.
La-a: don't touch me!
Shaqual:shut up!
Shaqual:*swings hand to slap La-a, but accidentally hits his hand against a phone pole he didn't notice*
La-a: how do yo like that Fire Palm!
Shaqual: *doubled over and holding his hand while cursing*
Shaqual: shut up, you bitch!
La-a:*kicks Shaqual in the nuts and walks away*
by Blacko Jacko November 21, 2013
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Justus Palko

Hey Bruh, that's Justus Palko.
by Stacey's Daughter September 29, 2014
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Fart Palm

To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.
"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"
by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015
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Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.
Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)
by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015
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Sticky Palm

The sexually-derogatory act of ejaculating in an individual's own hand, the individual in question being a man, after receiving oral sex, followed by the slapping of their partner's face with their bodily fluids still in on his hand in a act of sexual humiliation and/or dominance.

It is executed recommendably with the sexual partner suffering from this abuse having their eyes closed or blindfolded to accomplish this condition it is also recommended to suggest to the partner you wish to give him a standard facial so the individual later can advice the partner to close his eyes to avoid the projecting fluids deriving from his penis not ending up being projected into their eyes.
Male #1 - So I heard Stephanie got a haircut a haircut without your permission last Wednesday...
Male #2 - Yeah... I got so mad at the bitch when i got home and we had our daily after work sex I gave her a sticky palm.
Male #1 - Damn you sure showed that bitch...
by Big dick André July 11, 2016
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