Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010

hurricane pumpkin

A pumpkin, just like any other pumpkin, but is bought to be the entertainment for the upcoming hurricane.

I went to Walmart to get a hurricane pumpkin, so I’ll have something to do if the hurricane knocks out the power.

by Hshdjjd May 30, 2018

Brown Pumpkin

When you stick your fingers up your ass and make someone smell it while fucking their dad

Abi gives Wrett a brown pumpkin

by John Jamie December 20, 2022

Pumpkin

The action of masturbating while taking a shit

Matt went to the bathroom to pumpkin it up

by Profilenotfound January 6, 2021

Pumpkin

*pumpkin noises*

*pumpkin noises*

by PVMPKN October 20, 2022

pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008

pumpkin emoji

if someone sends you the pumpkin emoji it means “get naked”

Girlfriend: Pumpkin Emoji
Boyfriend: I just got dressed but alright.

by FirstBorn1998 November 8, 2023