fail phone

when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.

idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.

by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009

Phone Rape

When a person sends a picture to your cell phone of genitals without it being requested, usually without warning.

"So I was texting Mike last night when out of nowhere he phone rapes me."

by FallenMistress June 10, 2009

Phone Rule

If you talk on the phone while on cam in a chat room, you must bare your tits or ass on cam.

I called the phone rule on the bitch because she was yappin on cam.

by The Mad Chatter August 6, 2008

cell phone

A device which rings when you least expect it.

I was in sleeping when my cellphone started ringing.

by Samir February 16, 2005

phone sex virgin

If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these

This kid is a total phone sex virgin. He hasnt even called 1-800-BOOBIES

by 18inches June 24, 2010

knife fight in a phone booth

A chaotic scene or moment. (As you can imagine, if two people had a knife fight in a phone booth, it would be rather chaotic.)

I only invited a few close friends to the party, but when I opened the door, it was like walking into a knife fight in a phone booth.

by wyattstorch42 September 17, 2013

Phone Sax

The act of playing the saxaphone to someone over the telephone...

Dude..thats was some really epic phone sax we just had..you are a musical god

by zero the hedgehog January 11, 2012