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Piñata Immigration Reform

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.

Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013

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Out Pizza The Hut

An act typically regarded as physically impossible due to the laws of both mathematics and thermal dynamics. Comparable to the root of a negative number, or dividing by 0. Attempts at such are always futile and result in the immediate seizure of one’s existence.

Bob: I’m pretty sure my roommate tried to Out Pizza the Hut last night, although I can’t seem to remember his name.
Daniel: You had a roommate?
Bob: No

by jesuchristo January 29, 2020

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