penis

a long meat stick that stands up and leaks white substances when happy

your PENIS is erect and scaring me

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 June 13, 2017

Peni

Plural form of penis

“anna loves to suck peni.”

by ARGHA February 7, 2020

Penis

A thing to be worshipped and enjoyed.

The penis is my only love. I live to serve the penis.

by Faryn's Friends July 4, 2020

Penis

A noodle that can turn into a sausage

The penis could not fuck a little girl because she was 6

by Thicc brgrz January 6, 2019

peni

some one how think they have a big penis but they really have a one inch destory

mostafa is a peni

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Penis

The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

by DaddyNuggs January 4, 2020

penis

A large or small or xtrta small organism with beefy intentions and ready to pound the ground on your grandma or make you the man you really arent

i will destroy you with my penis

by grandma destroyer March 15, 2019