Tuna Can Penis

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.

by Smellman March 5, 2009

penis penis penis

a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started

Person 1:penis penis penis
Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game
Person 1: PENIS!!!

by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 6, 2010

joe's penis

Johanna's ultimate inspiration to make passionate love (noun hard bamboola)

Joe's penis supercock

by Ricorico January 28, 2014

Penis Gobbler

A fruit roll-up like editable condom, when expired causes hallucinations

this chick ate a penis gobbler off my dick and she got mad sick.

by xacy83 February 21, 2011

Penis Music

Music that seems to have been created by a single external digit of the human body smashing a synthesizer.

High-tempo and discordant electronic music, related to noise music.

That track you created on your phone with iKaossilator is pure penis music. Did you use your hands this time?

by Duke-Baloney March 16, 2020

bloody yak penis

someone who strongly resembles the bloody penis of a yak, usually lumpy and red-headed. Often reeks of yak semen, and period blood. Excruciatingly ugly. Hurts your eyes to look at.

Oh god that girl is such a bloody yak penis

by elizabethflannagan January 22, 2009

Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.

Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!

by rogerthewhale November 8, 2010