penis

a kind of tasty sausage

I love to eat my bf's penis!

by a big sausage August 16, 2016

Penis

A noodle that can turn into a sausage

The penis could not fuck a little girl because she was 6

by Thicc brgrz January 6, 2019

penis

A large or small or xtrta small organism with beefy intentions and ready to pound the ground on your grandma or make you the man you really arent

i will destroy you with my penis

by grandma destroyer March 15, 2019

penis

mouth candy

“yo gimme a lollipop”
“how about a penis instead?”
“HELL YESS”

by sexykenzy January 10, 2018

Penis

Something I put in your mom last night ;)

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

Penis

British slang for idiot/fool/knobber

The man is a masssive penis.

by Spinkstein September 19, 2017

Penis

The Male urination and reproductive service.

Kelly: hey girl I accidentally went in the boys washroom earlier!
Amanda: did you see their penisis?

Kelly: Luckily not 😪

by Madzooo01112 March 2, 2019