Carnival parenting

A style of parenting most often engaged in by the noncustodial parent of minor children whereby the child/children are lavished with gifts, activities and a blind eye to misbehavior.

My ex-husband did his typical carnival parenting when he took the kids to the mall for a shopping spree when they had homework that needed to be done.

by JLZ-WRD October 28, 2021

Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.

Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.

by Modern-Webster September 12, 2021

Parents

The hidden villains of humankind that perform modern-era slavery. Commonly found in pairs composed of a 'mother' and 'motherfucker', although there are exceptions. Their subjects are usually minors of ages 0-18. Common traits:

1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.

2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.

Me: Hey dad, mom, can I go to my friend's birthday party tomorrow? He's holding it in the school gym, all the teachers will be attending and it'll last from 1-5 in the afternoon.

Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!

by Aidenisfuckingdead September 16, 2021

apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy

mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*

by Sussy God September 22, 2021

homeschool parent on their first day

if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck

u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021

parents in law

Pils is lazy way of saying parents in law.

BIL or Sil = brother in law or sis in law. Now u can figure what is Mil or Fil - right?

My pils (parents in law) are visiting this wkd. Prayers may be needed.

by abbrevoLan July 30, 2021

Parenting

A disease of which is most common is middle ages men and women. This may include high blood pressure, depression, anxiety, and anger management issues. Parenting might cause un-logical purchasing.

Call your doctor if you have parenting

by Clorox whyps August 3, 2021