paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

War Paint

the term used when a person smears feaces over their face for sexual gratification

god, did you see lynden with his war paint on?

by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008

war paint

while getting a blowjob, you pull out and ejaculate on her face. aim for the eyes, and as she wipes away your load, it smears all her make-up and she looks like she belongs in an apache war party.

i took that girl home and decided to give her some war paint.

by trlynch13 July 2, 2008

Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.

He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.

by Evan Spink December 4, 2009

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008

Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022

The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

by Pissimism September 2, 2018