beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

Pebble Beach

This is when you take a shit and you are super constipated and it is really hard to come out. In the end, it is just a few little pebble sized nuggets. Hence, "Pebble Beach" it is a touch golf course and it is named after pebble's.

"Hey, you where in the shitter for a long time?"

"Yah, I just played a round at Pebble Beach"

by Toolrulez March 21, 2009

Palm Beach

the act of pulling down your pants and squatting to urinate

“Alex, stop palm beaching in public!”

by bethanykline August 9, 2022

Beer Beach

An alliance of people who hate niggers and love beer

Me and my friends are going beer beach

by Rebelcow234 August 7, 2022

beach lizard

Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.

Get a load of that beach lizard.

by Randy R Randleman August 7, 2020

Beach volleyball

The most elite form of volleyball that is way harder than indoor. All the girls asses are PHAT and all the girls who play need to be treated like the queens they are.

What sport do you play?

Beach volleyball.

Oh damn you must have a PHAT ASS

by Vegascupcake December 12, 2019

Beach Noob

A person whom thinks they are cool at the beach with their "friends". Also known as a tourist, douche bag, and jerk off.

Wow, That beach noob sure does look cool with all of his friends.

This beach is now infested with a bad case of beach noobs.

by Lickmycornhole July 13, 2011