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comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.
My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*
by Roeefl December 27, 2017
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Bro code

Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code

#1 Sisters are off limits

#2 Exes are off limits

#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her

#4 Do not in any way, be that guy

#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys
by Hi ur the best November 11, 2020
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Code Green

The term Code Green (or Booty Juicing) is used in some psychiatries meaning that a patient is not cooperating, to which then all nurses on the unit will attempt to catch the patient (imagine 10 grown men attempting to catch a wild pig) and then stick a needle into the patients ass and inject a drug that knocks them out for about a day. At that point, they will probably zip tie the patient down in a "quiet room" until the patient wakes up and calms down.
Patient 1: "Dude, who just got Code Greened?"
Patient 2: "It had to be John, I heard him threatening to beat up his nurse."
Patient 1: "Damn, my boy John got Booty Juiced, what a legend."
by Br0kenSynaps3 February 18, 2020
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Code Brown

A code used in hospitals for a toxic spill. It is not used for feces, even though that is what everyone else is saying.
A voice came over the speaker, saying, "Code brown on floor 3. Code brown on floor 3. I reckon it was a hazard spill, as I am a resident cardiothorastic surgeon.
by Real_Definitions† March 19, 2020
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Code Eugene

A national emergency when a Eugene is on the loose and trying to shoot up a place and/or find a female target. If this happens, all females in the area should evacuate safe and sound.
News: "Code Eugene, I repeat, Code Eugene. Stay in your homes and do not interfere with this individual as law enforcement is on it way. This is not a drill, Code Eugene."
by 6969boss6969butt April 27, 2020
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Code 4

in some high schools that means theres a fight over the radio
aye we gotta code 4 by 125
by Lowkeyyearlie July 18, 2020
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organic-code

expounds a key inherent rule that is present in, and so defines the very foundation and balance of the natural order of things. This constitutes but one primary key element;

any and all activity committed to rather it be in nature or as I have coined it (natural or organic society) or human society (sub organic society) must be solely for the purpose of;

a; the sustaining of life, and the continuation of life, and

b; the progressing and so improving of the quality of life. Quality of life in turn defines any measure or activity that enhances the prospects for the (sustaining) or the (continuation)of life and not the immediate (material) condition of existence!.
organic-code best exemplifies when a carnivorous animal or mammal only kills for the purpose of survival and not simply for the sake of killing.
by Baron Neville August 22, 2020
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