A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.
Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
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by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011
Get the sniper text mug.The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.
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Get the fart text mug.Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
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A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016
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Text one to Joe: Did you climb that hill this morning?
Text two to Beth: Did you go out with Jack and Jill last night?
Text three to John: Did you find any water in the basement?
Text four and hybrid texting (you, trying to respond to their responses--to John): Jack and Jill when up the hill to find water?
Text two to Beth: Did you go out with Jack and Jill last night?
Text three to John: Did you find any water in the basement?
Text four and hybrid texting (you, trying to respond to their responses--to John): Jack and Jill when up the hill to find water?
by Proclus_Plato November 30, 2011
Get the hybrid texting mug.The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.
Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?
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Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
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Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
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