nice guy

The pansy that has been raised to treat women with "respect" and "dignity" and feels obliged that the woman owes him a relationship in return. Most likely the girl will say, "You're a nice guy, etc..." and he will be relegated to puppy love flirting and countless hours of masturbation using his tears as lubrication. He will then become so pissed off, he will rant about how women don't see him for what he is and that all us bad boys get the women. Ultimately the nice guy will try to become a "bad boy" himself but just be made a fool of himself by girls that see him attempting to hide his insecurites, forcing him to revert back to his nice guy ways and the cycle starts all over again.

Hot Latina Chick - John is such a nice guy! He sees me for who I am and is always there for me!

Bad Boy - Would you fuck him?

Hot Latina Chick - Oh, God no! This is all yours.

Grow some balls, nice guys! Don't put the pussy on a pedastal!

by DaBoss November 28, 2006

Nice Guy

A man wasting his penis. He'll never get any pussy, of any kind (unless he rapes the chick). He's never seen breasts outside of the internet. He's a blackened husk of a man, and a worthless heap of dust. This is the kind of guy women just love to hate. This is the kind of guy who thinks he's getting somewhere with a woman, but is actually nothing more than "Friend" material to any being wielding a vagina. He pines over the girl, and when he doesn't get her, he claims to all of his friends that he's dating her, or is in the "process of", which basically means he's stalking her. He has pictures of her sleeping on his walls, hes got shrines and shit, and he whacks off to her image. Nightly.

That nice guy wont stop calling me, and hes knocking at my front door.

by Landon Flanagan December 10, 2006

nice girl

something that doesn't exist

"nice girl"... it just doesnt

by ihateeverything69696969696969 March 19, 2016

Nice boat.

Now it has transformed itself into a generic term meaning anything gory or violent, or just any kind of calamity.

(While watching a horror movie) Ouch, that chick got chain-sawed in half. Nice boat.

by mucho February 18, 2008

nice dude

1. A phrase used when credit is due towards someone who takes action on a situation and accomplishes it with ease.

2. LeGITimacy by a person.

3. A mackin' playa

4. A kind surfer

5. The latin name of an italian dolphin

Cole: Yeah man i just smizzled on that spanish test

Ben: oh....nice dude



Cole: gosh, i am just so sweet
Ben: sick son!
Cole: no....sweet, not awesome
Ben:....well in that case...nice dude

by KevinFitzgerald April 1, 2009

nice pants/ big earing

when one is surrounded by companions and feels like complimenting a person on their physical features, these terms would be used.

---Man 1- yo look at that girl... SHE HAS NICE
Man 2- Pants!!! nice pants
---Girl 1- Joel is soooooo hot!!!! he must have a big
Girl 2- Earing! yes Amanda, he does have a big earing.
-----she/he has nice pants/ big earing

by lexijoefranksteve December 29, 2007

nice bald kid

A kid with a short haircut, typically blond. Typically not nice and has racist tendencies.

"Hey man are you hanging out with John?"

"Yeah he is a nice bald kid."

by Ye Dude September 27, 2009