nipple ejaculation

A phrase used in awkward situations to relieve tension

Person 1: soooo...
Person 2: nipple ejaculation
All: hahahaha

by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013

Nippleology

the study of nipples

I major in nippleology.

by yoooohomie September 26, 2013

nipple hicky

When a man or woman's nipple is riddled with hickies. nipple hickies for days

Casper has a nipple hicky. In fact Casper's got mad nipple hickies. I think he may be the hamburgler

by Barbara's Bush November 3, 2013

Nipple Tattoo

A nipple tattoo is pretty self explanatory. It usually occurs at a party or when one is intoxicated, and this person, usually female, gets a tattoo on their nipple. The tattoo is usually of a flower or, when the tattooist is intoxicated, a smiley face. Some creative designs include a bicycle or even a ham being held by a dinosaur.

Dude 1: Hey were you at that rager last night?
Dude 2: Yea man it was awesome. I got laid and I got a nipple tattoo.
Dude 1: Oh sweet man! It looks like an owl.

by BaeSlayer November 24, 2014

Nipple Warts

Skin Tags or excessive growth of skin that resembles hard nipples, usually found around the neck or underarms!

'Ugh! Have you've seen Harry's Nipple Warts! They're nasty!!!'

by THUNDERBALLZ January 17, 2015

Nipple fence

The group of pointy strands of hair that surround your nipple

Trevor's areiola is Thickly guarded by his nipple fence

by Bwest21 February 4, 2015

nipple nuzzler

These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!

How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014