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Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
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bagelling

what happens when you break a condom and all thats left is a ring of latex around your penis
"We were going so crazy last night I didn't even realize we were bagelling!"
by ljvkhcjgxhfc October 23, 2023
mugGet the bagellingmug.

Erin Bagel

Erin Bagel is a rapper who likes to eat bagels.
Erin Bagel sang a song called "The boy's a liar".
by Calex123 May 16, 2023
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Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.
As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.
by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023
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Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019
mugGet the Bagel in the assmug.

Bagel Rizz

Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.
Nahh no way this stupid mf tried bagel rizz on that bih
by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024
mugGet the Bagel Rizzmug.

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