When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
by sneeeze August 16, 2021

by ljvkhcjgxhfc October 23, 2023

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

by Calex123 May 16, 2023

by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.
by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024
