Nipple Shitter

A person who has a knack for defecating on a person's perky nipples. Possibly during intimacy.

A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.

Last night, I found out Stacy's mom is a nipple shitter.

Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.

by Mongacarta December 20, 2009

Jean nipple

The little piece of metal on the edge of pockets of jeans.

A thread from my shirt got caught on my jean nipple and unraveled it. fuck.

by Toxictoria June 10, 2011

puddy nipples

male nipples (generally) that have large or abnormal areolas. unpleasant to look at and necessary to call attention to amongst one's friends.

haha ew greg you've got some puddy nipples, put those things away before i puke.

by king barley April 6, 2009

Joggers nipple

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!

Joggers nipple he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got "joggers nipple", twat dot com

by server room ho February 19, 2009

nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.

His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.

by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014

Foot Nipple

The growth of a milk-holding sack on the foot. Sometimes it brings you luck or super powers.

Hey man! Can I caress your foot nipple?!

by Spav Spug May 22, 2014

joystick nipples

Nipples that have a broad flat top about the circumference of a coat button, surrounded by a small areola, altogether giving the appearance of a PlayStation joystick.

Yo, Evelyn has joystick nipples.

by Kripe Walker August 14, 2019