Nature's Suppressor

The hair in the crack of your arse.

'I just farted, but nobody heard it thanks to nature's suppressor'.

by Chazmundo December 23, 2024

Natural Segregation

Segregation that occurs naturally rather than forced by society.

City experiences natural segregation between black and white people because one half of the city has a swimming pool and running track, and the other half has a country club and multiple McDonalds.

by Voltaire my booty cheeks June 15, 2025

natural stupidity

The opposite of AI

A: How did you make that essay?
B: I use natural stupidity or should I say... human creativity?
A: Wow! I could never do that!

by your local internet lurker August 23, 2025

Natural

Killing children with impunity is ALSO natural.

Hym "You can find it nature all the time. Snakes eat the eggs of birds. Crocodiles eat the calfs of, like, bison or something. Do we lock those snakes in snake jail? No! We don't! We actively feed them other animals. Therefore, it is perfectly natural to MURDER CHILDREN WITH IMPUNITY. And I would argue, ethical in some circumstances. Like if your a Jew! If you're a Jew... You get to murder and molest all the kids you want. Then you get to go to Israel. It's like a permanent vacation where you fuck a kid and then flee to Israel. It's fun! It's good!

👌Child Murder👌 perfectly natural."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Natural selection

The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!

Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.

by Rubelmans September 22, 2025

natural ac

a slang for when the outside temperature is at or below ambient room temperature. Based on the idea that under these temperatures the outside feels as if it was being cooled by AC.

I can't wait for the natural ac to come on during the fall. It's hot today, I wish the natural ac was on.

by dogfire October 24, 2025

Natural Gas Pipeline

When two people stick a boba straw between their assholes, and share each other's natural gases in a act of ultimate submission to one another.

"Hey bro, I'm feeling down and need someone to do a Natural Gas Pipeline with."
"Yeah man I got you, the Chitpotle I ate last night should help with that."
"Thanks man, I'm so glad we can share our gasses with each other, I love you bro."

by Promouser October 27, 2025